It's Monday and you're feeling like the world is a bleak and hopeless place. The coffee is cold, the deadlines are looming, and your coworkers are still breathing down your neck. But fear not, my friend, for we have a solution for you:
BEER.
That's right. Beer. The answer to all of life's most pressing questions. The key to unlocking the secrets of the universe. The reason we're all still here.
So, take a deep breath, put on your comfiest pants, and join us in our crusade for BEER O'CLOCK MONDAY. It's the one day a week where we can put aside our differences and come together to celebrate the simple joys in life: beer.
Read the manifesto and join the movement!
Learn about our beer-tastic plans for world domination
And if all else fails, just remember: we're all just a bunch of adults playing pretend in a world that's secretly just one big game of Dungeons & Dragons.