Welcome, Blanket Squad leaders, to the definitive guide on how not to get it wrong. Our Monday Mandates cover the most essential rules for achieving blanket supremacy.
Wearing pajamas to work is not only acceptable, it's expected. In fact, our research suggests that the more stains, tears, and questionable life choices visible on your garment, the more effective you'll be as a leader.
Don't just take our word for it! Read on for our expert analysis of the link between sleepwear and strategic decision-making.
In our Blanket Squad, we believe that being incorrect is not only okay, it's essential. Our team of experts (i.e., the most confident, yet catastrophically incompetent individuals) are here to guide you through the process of being wrong.
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