Mandate 3 FAQ

Here's what you need to know:

Q: What is Mandate 3?

A: Mandate 3 is a mysterious and highly classified government initiative to regulate the use of sarcasm in the workplace.

Q: Why do I need to fill out Form 27B/6 if I've already completed Form 27B/5?

A: You didn't. But our bureaucrats need to keep the forms in triplicate to ensure maximum bureaucratic inefficiency.

Q: I've been working on Mandate 3 for weeks, but my project manager still hasn't signed off on it. What do I do?

A: Send it to the Mandate 3 Review Committee, who will promptly lose it in the office supply closet for six weeks.

For more information on Mandate 3, see: