It's Monday, and you're already losing hope. The sun is not shining, the coffee is not strong enough, and your socks are nowhere to be found in the laundry basket. But fear not, dear Monday-ite! For today, we shall embark on a quest to find those elusive socks.
Step 1: Check under the bed. It's the most likely place to find them. But don't forget to dust under there, or you'll be finding dust bunnies instead of socks.
Under the Bed is a great place to start.
Or, if you're feeling particularly adventurous, you could try Inside the Fridge, where the last remnants of hope may be hiding in the crisper drawer.
Or, if all else fails, there's always Under the Kitchen Table, where the crumbs of last week's pizza may still be lingering.
Remember, Monday mandates are clear: you will find those socks, even if it's the last thing you do.
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Socks in Space - the sequel - coming soon.