The 7 Ways to Make Your Cave Date a Success
It's Monday, you're single, and you're stuck in a cave with a stranger. The odds are against you, but don't worry, we've got you covered!
1. Don't Talk About Your Feelings
Save it for the therapist, buddy. You're not there to get all sappy and mushy. Stick to the important stuff: video game walkthroughs and cave survival strategies.
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2. Don't Breathe in the Cave
It's not just the air in there; it's the stale air of desperation and unfulfilled dreams. Take shallow breaths and pretend you're at the beach.
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3. Don't Get Too Attached
Remember, it's just a date in a cave. Don't get too cozy, or you'll end up like the couple who got stuck in that one cave in the movie.
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4. Play the Right Music
Classical, perhaps? No, just kidding. Play some good ol' cave rock: cave-umental, cave-oustic, cave-billy.
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5. Be Prepared for the Unexpected
You never know what's lurking in the shadows. Be prepared for the unexpected, like a giant spider or a surprise visit from a cave-investigating journalist.
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6. Don't Get Too Hungry
There's only so much cave food you can eat before you start to get a little... cave-ous. Don't overdo it, or you'll end up like the cave man who ate too much of that one thing.
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7. Don't Give Up
It's not over yet! You can still make it out of this cave, or you can make it a life together. The choice is yours!