I mean, where else would you want to find a romantic partner amidst a sea of stale air, overpriced coffee, and the occasional lost soul wandering around in a bathrobe?
I thought it'd be a great place to find that special someone, you know? I'd just stroll through the food court, maybe stop by the Gap to see if they're having any sales on those sweet, sweet 501s...
But little did I know, the only love I'd find would be for the Sbarro's coupons, and even that wore off after a few weeks.
Oh, and don't even get me started on the time I got locked in the Apple Store for 3 hours. That was...a real "date" for the ages.
Guess I'll just have to stick to online dating. At least there, I can filter out the creeps...or just pretend I'm a creep myself.
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