BLEAK OFFICE ECHOES

MONDAY MANDATES

Due to unforeseen circumstances, we have decided to implement a new policy that will be in effect every Monday:

• Arrive at least 15 minutes before your scheduled meeting time, or else you're just not trying hard enough.
• Turn off your phone, or risk facing the wrath of Karen, our office IT specialist.
• Do not, we repeat, DO NOT, use the microwave to reheat last week's leftovers. It's just gross.

Failure to comply with these mandates will result in the dreaded:

The Monday Mandate Committee

A group of highly trained, highly caffeinated professionals who will review your actions and make sure you are not the office pariah.

For more information on how to survive the horrors of Monday, visit:

• The 10 Commandments of Monday
• Monday Rituals: A Guide
• Monday Self-Care: Because You're Gonna Need It