Bro-Vested in Fashion

Mandate 1: All employees are required to wear at least 3 layers of clothing at all times. Failure to comply will result in being sent to the "Style-Isolation Chamber" for reeducation.

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Submandate 1A: Suits are mandatory for all male employees, even on weekends and holidays.

Submandate 1A is a non-negotiable requirement for all male employees. Any exceptions must be approved by the Fashion Overlords themselves.

Understand the reasoning behind Submandate 1A

Submandate 1B: Female employees are required to wear at least one article of clothing with a floral pattern.

Submandate 1B is a vital component of our Fashion Mandate system, ensuring that all employees are visually appealing to the Fashion Overlords.

Discover the history of Submandate 1B

Remember, fashion is not just a form of self-expression, but also a tool for social control. Comply, or face the consequences.

Learn about the Penalties for Non-Compliance

Submandate 2: The Fashion Overlords are always right.

Submandate 2 is a fundamental principle of our Fashion Mandate system. Do not question, merely submit.

Understand the unwavering authority of the Fashion Overlords

Stay stylish, citizens!

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