In the year 3050, humanity's addiction to caffeine has reached catastrophic levels. Governments worldwide have banded together to create a new set of regulations: the Caffeine Deficiency Mandates.

• Article 1, Section 3: All citizens are required to consume at least 3 cups of coffee per day.
• Article 2, Section 5: All public transportation will be equipped with automated espresso machines dispensing a minimum of 10mg of caffeine per serving.
• Article 3, Section 1: The production and sale of decaffeinated coffee will be strictly forbidden.