MONDAY MANDATES | CAT LAW 101

Chapter 1: The Feline Overlords

Welcome, human subject, to the esteemed institution of MONDAY MANDATES. Here, you will learn the ancient laws that govern the whims of our feline overlords.

Today's lesson covers the fundamental principles of Cat Law 101, a comprehensive guide to surviving the week with the approval of our whiskered overlords.

Key takeaways:

• Know your place: Humans are subservient to cats.
• Respect our personal space: Do not approach or touch without permission.
• Feed us regularly: Failure to do so will result in severe consequences.

Hyperlinks to additional resources:

• Learn Whisker Lingo
• Feline Protocol: A Guide for Humans
• Scratching 101: The Fundamentals