Catering Policies for Coffee Connoisseurs - Monday Mandates

Because Monday mornings are for suffering, not sipping.

Article 1: The Right to be Awakened by the Inconvenience of the World

• Coffee as a Weapon
• Forced Socialization
• Forced Caffeine

Article 2: The Inalienable Right to Overcomplicate Your Morning Routine

• Complicated Bagel Orders
• Overcomplicating the Coffee Order
• Extra Foams and Syrups

Article 3: The Unalienable Duty to Complain about the Weather

• Forced Weather Discussion
• Weather is Always Wrong

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