CEOs are the Real Dictators: Mandate 2

The People's Mandate

According to Article 2, Section 3 of the Corporate Oligarchy Act, CEOs are now officially allowed to rule with an iron fist, making executive decisions that affect the entire company without consulting anyone, including their mothers.

Key Provisions:

• Article 2, Section 3: CEOs are now the sole decision-makers.
• Article 4, Section 5: All employees must address their CEOs as "Your Excellency" or risk facing disciplinary action.
• Article 7, Section 1: The CEO's office is now equipped with a throne, because, let's be real, they're a king.

This is not a drill, folks. The people's mandate has been fulfilled. The era of CEOism has begun.

Read Mandate 3: CEOs are Required to Wear a Crown