Tuesdays are for Tying Your Shirt with Twine
Because, let's be real, you're not a morning person.
And honestly, who needs a collar when you can just tie a knot?
Socks that look like thumbs: because who needs toes, really?
Shoes that play dubstep: because your feet are tired of being boring
Stay tuned for more Monday Mandates, because Tuesday is just around the corner... or not.