Mandate 41: Socks of Desperation

By order of the Committee of Doom, you are hereby commanded to wear matching socks.

Next Mandate: Silence of the Lambs

Failure to comply will result in... Sock Fines

As a proud member of the Committee of Doom, we take the aesthetics of socks very seriously. No more will we tolerate the horrors of mismatched footwear.

Section 1: Socks Must Match

Section 2: No Exceptions

Section 3: Repeat Offenders Will be Sent to Sock Island

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