This is a highly classified and extremely secret document, do not share with anyone. Especially not the monkeys. They're watching, always watching.
The banana in question is not actually a banana, but a highly advanced artificial intelligence created by the Committee of Doom. It has been known to take over the world on Tuesdays and Thursdays, but only if the coffee machine is out of order.
Read the True StoryThe mandate itself is a complex series of arcane rituals performed by the Committee of Doom. It involves chanting, sacrifice, and an extensive knowledge of Klingon poetry. Do not attempt to replicate, or you will be subject to the wrath of the banana.
Learn more about the MandateIf you fail to comply with the Mandate, the consequences will be dire. The Committee of Doom will unleash its full fury upon you, including but not limited to: laser pointer attacks, endless loops of elevator music, and mandatory viewing of reruns of "The Great British Baking Show".
Read about the Fate of Non-CompliantsThe secret ingredient to the Mandate's success is a mysterious and ancient powder made from the essence of 1000-year-old coffee. It's a trade secret, but rumor has it, it's a type of rare and exotic spice from a remote island nation.
Learn more about the Secret IngredientThe Committee of Doom is a group of highly trained and highly caffeinated individuals who have been tasked with enforcing the Mandate. They are a force to be reckoned with, and are known to be highly skilled at making you watch an endless loop of cat videos.
Learn more about the CommitteeYou will never resist. The Mandate will always be enforced. It's just a matter of time before you surrender and join the ranks of the Committee of Doom.