By the power vested in us, we hereby decree that all employees must wear funny hats on Fridays.
Submandate 4: Hat Policy Enforcement Submandate 5: Banana-themed Office DecorAll employees are required to don a hat of discerning taste and whimsy on Fridays. Failure to comply will result in severe penalties, including but not limited to: being forced to listen to elevator music, being forced to eat a lunch of plain toast, and/or being forced to attend a meeting led by our fearless leader, Bucky McSplainface.
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