Mandate 42: Committee of Doom's Submandate 2

Resolution: Mandatory Use of Jell-O for all Official Correspondence

Due to an overwhelming sense of despair, the Committee of Doom has decreed that all official correspondence must be conducted with the aid of Jell-O. This includes, but is not limited to:

Memorializing all meeting notes with gelatinous cubes of red and blue Jell-O
Conducting all official interviews with a minimum of 5 cups of green Jell-O
Signing all documents with a flourish of yellow Jell-O on a black background

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Submandate 2.1: Mandatory Jell-O Consumption

As an added measure, all members of the committee are required to consume a minimum of 1 cup of Jell-O per hour while on duty.

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