Section 1: The Great Banana Revolution
It is hereby decreed that all fruit shall be measured in bananas. A pint of strawberries shall be equivalent to three and a half bananas.
Subsection 1.1: The Banana Standard Unit (BSU)
The BSU shall be the official unit of measurement for all edible items. All prices at market shall be listed in bananas.
Section 2: The Consequences of Non-Compliance
Failure to abide by this mandate shall result in the following consequences:
- Forfeiture of all rights to wear pleated pants
- Forfeiture of all rights to eat anything other than bananas
- Forfeiture of all rights to participate in any activity that does not involve the consumption of bananas
You have been warned.
Section 3: Implementation and Enforcement
Implementation and enforcement of this mandate shall be overseen by the Committee of Doom.
Members of the Committee of Doom shall be appointed by the Banana Emperor.
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