**MANDATE 666: THE BUREAUCRATIC ABomination**

IN THE NAME OF THE STATE, WE HEREBY DECLARE THAT...

ALL CITIZENS SHALL WEAR PINK PONIES IN PUBLIC.

ALL PONIES SHALL BE WORN IN A SPECIFICALLY DESIGNATED PONIE-FRIENDLY ZONE.

ANY CITIZEN NOT COMPLYING SHALL BE SUBJECT TO THE SEVEREST PENALTIES.

**SEE ALSO:** Ponie Enforcement Agency

**SEE ALSO:** Ponie Complaints Department

FAQs

Q: What is the purpose of this mandate?

A: To make the world a more ponie-filled place.

Q: What is a ponie?

A: It's a type of colorful, fluffy equine creature.

Q: Why pink ponies?

A: Because they're the most aesthetically pleasing color.

**SEE ALSO:** Ponie Fashion Trends