By order of the Bureaucratic Mandates Committee, it is hereby decreed that every Monday shall be spent filling out form 27-B/6 in triplicate.
Failure to comply will result in a penalty of 500 hours of mandatory training on the proper use of staples and paperclip placement.
Please fill out the form in black ink, using a #2 pencil, and do not, I repeat, DO NOT use any form of artistic expression or personal flair.
Hyperlinks to relevant forms and instructions are provided below:
Failure to fill out Form 27-B/6 will result in a penalty of 500 hours of mandatory training on the proper use of staples and paperclip placement.
Training will include, but is not limited to, the following:
Training will be conducted by certified experts in the field of Bureaucratic Red Tape.
Don't forget to fill out Form 27-B/6!
Or, if you're feeling particularly adventurous: