FORCED SILENCE: The Monday Mandates
By Order of the Supreme Monday, all employees are hereby mandated to remain silent.
Failure to comply will result in severe penalties, including but not limited to:
- Being forced to listen to elevator music on repeat.
- Having their coffee mug confiscated.
- Being forced to attend a meeting that will last exactly 3 hours and 14 minutes.
Don't bother trying to contact us, as we're busy being silent.