Submandate 3: Because Humans Need to Be Quiet

As of 2023, all humans are mandated to be on their best behavior and refrain from loud noises, except on Tuesdays, which are designated for yelling.

Article 1: Mandatory Silence
Article 2: Exceptions for Emergency Services
Article 3: Penalties for Noncompliance

For the sake of public order and decorum, all humans are expected to keep their voices below 60 decibels at all times.

Exceptions

Penalties

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