Warning: This page is a Public Service Announcement for all those who have given up on life.
- Abandon your diet, and eat all the Cheetos you can.
- Give up on that 5am workout, and hit the snooze button instead.
- Trade in your productivity for a 24-hour Netflix binge fest.
- Call in sick to work, citing 'Monday-itis' as your excuse.
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