MANDATE 1: The Great Cookie Heist

By the power vested in me, I, the Supreme Leader of Monday Mandates, hereby issue the following decree:

ALL cookies shall be rounded up and presented to the Cookie Collection Committee for review and rationing.

This mandate supersedes all previous cookie-related edicts, and any attempts to disobey shall be met with severe penalties, including but not limited to:

Failure to comply shall result in a thorough investigation and possible cookie-related repercussions.

May the cookie odds be ever in your favor.

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MANDATE 2: The Great Coffee Heist, where the Coffee Overlords will be rounding up all coffee supplies.

MANDATE 3: The Great Sock Heist, where the Sock Cartel will be taking control of all footwear.

MANDATE 4: The Great Procrastination Heist, where the Procrastination Council will be implementing the "just 5 more minutes" policy.