By the power vested in me, I, the Supreme Leader of Monday Mandates, hereby issue the following decree:
ALL cookies shall be rounded up and presented to the Cookie Collection Committee for review and rationing.
This mandate supersedes all previous cookie-related edicts, and any attempts to disobey shall be met with severe penalties, including but not limited to:
Failure to comply shall result in a thorough investigation and possible cookie-related repercussions.
May the cookie odds be ever in your favor.
Hyperlinks:
MANDATE 2: The Great Coffee Heist, where the Coffee Overlords will be rounding up all coffee supplies.
MANDATE 3: The Great Sock Heist, where the Sock Cartel will be taking control of all footwear.
MANDATE 4: The Great Procrastination Heist, where the Procrastination Council will be implementing the "just 5 more minutes" policy.