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Monday Mandates: Silence the Ankles
Monday Mandates: Silence the Ankles
By decree of the Supreme Ankle Council
All citizens are hereby commanded to silence their ankles from now until the end of the workday.
Failure to comply will result in the dreaded Ankle-Whisperer's wrath.
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Do not attempt to reason with the Ankle-Whisperer. They are beyond reason.
Side Effects of Ankle Silence:
- Excruciatingly sore feet
- Loss of productivity
- Unstable marriages and relationships (due to constant ankle-related tension)
- Uncontrollable urges to tap dance on the floor
But don't worry, it's for your own good.