LEG DAY PLEDGE: SOCKS IN THE DRYER
In accordance with the ancient tradition of SocksInTheDryer, we, the Brave Knights of the Laundry Realm, solemnly pledge to:
- To never, EVER, leave socks in the dryer.
- To always match our socks, even if it kills us.
- To sacrifice our precious time and energy for the greater good of Sock Harmony.