LEG DAY PLEDGE: SOCKS IN THE DRYER

In accordance with the ancient tradition of SocksInTheDryer, we, the Brave Knights of the Laundry Realm, solemnly pledge to:

• To never, EVER, leave socks in the dryer.
• To always match our socks, even if it kills us.
• To sacrifice our precious time and energy for the greater good of Sock Harmony.

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