Monday Mandates: Leveling Up Your Depression

Because, let's be real, Mondays are the worst. Here are some expert mandates to help you level up:

• Mandate 1: The Absolute Basement
• Mandate 2: The Dark Corner
• Mandate 3: The Abyss of Caffeine

Remember, it's okay to be sad on Mondays. But it's more fun to be sad with us!

Mandate 4: The Abyss of Self-Doubt (coming soon...)

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