Monday Mandates: The Jargon Subcommittee's Quest for Purity
As the sun rises over the bureaucratic horizon on a typical Monday morning, the Advanced Jargon Subcommittee gathers to discuss the weighty issues of the day. Their sacred mission: to distill the most esoteric terms into a lexicon of pure, unadulterated clarity.
Meet Chairperson Dr. Bureaucratica, the self-proclaimed "Savior of Semantics" and lead architect of the subcommittee's linguistic crusade.
But beware: their zeal for clarity may be the downfall of the subcommittee, as their debates often devolve into heated arguments over the precise definition of "synergy" and whether "disintermediation" truly belongs in the 21st century.