Article 1: Mandatory Linguistic Hygiene
Section 1.1: Thou Shalt Not Use Passive Voice
Active voice, always. We will not tolerate the use of passive voice, lest we risk descending into a sea of grammatical ambiguity.
Section 1.1: Active Voice ProtocolsSection 1.2: Thou Shalt Not Use Jargon
Clear, concise language only. We will not permit the use of industry buzzwords or overly technical terms unless absolutely necessary.
Section 1.2: Jargon-Free ZoneImportant Note:
Failure to comply with these mandates may result in severe penalties, including but not limited to:
- Redundancy Reduction Therapy
- Grammatical Reeducation
- Punctuation Overhaul