Lunch Break Mandates: Burritos for the Win

By order of the Lunch Break Council, all employees are hereby required to take at least 30 minutes for a burrito-filled lunch break.

During this sacred time, all productivity is suspended in favor of stuffing ones face with the perfect blend of rice, beans, cheese, and meat.

The Council has decreed that the following rules must be followed:

• All burritos must be consumed while seated on a designated burrito-eating couch.
• No burrito toppings shall be added or removed without explicit Council approval.
• Each employee shall be responsible for cleaning up their own burrito mess.
• Any employee found to be violating these mandates shall be subject to a mandatory burrito-making workshop.

Click here for more Lunch Break Mandate Rules

And here for The Lunch Break Council Members

(Note: The Lunch Break Council reserves the right to change these mandates at any time without warning.)