MONDAY MANDATE 001: SOCKS

By Order of the Ministry of Mundane Tasks, you are hereby commanded to:

1. Check your sock drawer for any missing socks.
2. Count the number of single socks and make a list.
3. Donate any orphaned socks to the Sock Liberation Front.

Failure to comply will result in severe consequences, including but not limited to:

• Forced viewing of an endless loop of cat videos.
• Reassignment to the dreaded "Mondays" task force.
• Loss of all weekend privileges.

Do not ignore this mandate, or risk being labeled a Sock Denier.