MANDATE 102: Mandatory Monday Mornings

By order of the Ministry of Mundane Affairs:

Today's Mandatory Tasks:

• Check your email, because you know it's going to be a real treat.
• Stare blankly at the clock for precisely 17 minutes, 32 seconds.
• Make 5 new friends on social media by posting an existential crisis.

Additional Resources:

• For those who enjoy overthinking, overanalyzing, and general existential dread.
• A helpful primer on the history of Monday Mandates.
• A list of acceptable Monday morning excuses.