MANDATE 13: MANDATORY MONDAY MORNING PROTOCOL
By order of the Ministry of Mornings, all citizens are required to start every Monday with a 30-minute meditation session, followed by a 45-minute workout, and a 15-minute breakfast consisting of only whole grain waffles.
Failure to comply will result in severe penalties, including but not limited to:
- Confiscation of all non-essential socks
- Revocation of morning commute privileges
- Assignment of extra chores at the Ministry of Mornings
<code class="highlight"> MONDAY MORNINGS = MANDATORY MEDITATE <30 minutes> WORKOUT <45 minutes> BREAKFAST <15 minutes>
DO NOT FORGET, CITIZENS!