As mandated by some higher power, we have reimagined the classic Monday Mandates to bring you the most exciting, the most daring, the most completely-not-at-all-boring interpretations of the week's most pressing concerns.
Stay tuned for more thrilling reinterpretations of the Monday Mandates, because, let's face it, you're going to need something to look forward to, given the soul-sucking drudgery of the real thing.