By the power vested in me, I, the Supreme Mandate-maker, decree:
That all Mondays shall be spent in a state of perpetual dread and anxiety.
That the coffee shall be strong, but the Wi-Fi shall be slow.
That the meetings shall be long, but the breaks shall be short.
That all creative endeavors shall be suffocated beneath a crushing pile of paperwork.
© 2023 The Supreme Mandate-maker