Donut Mandate 3: A Declaration of Utter Futility
By the power vested in us, we, the Mandate Makers, hereby decree that on every Monday, one shall consume a donut in hand.
This mandate shall be upheld at the expense of productivity, sanity, and any semblance of a work ethic.
Repeat after us:
"I shall donut, and donut, and donut some more, for the glory of the Mandate Makers!"