Monday Mandate 3: The Submandate of Unyielding Productivity

By order of the Council of Mandates, all citizens are hereby required to:

• Consume a minimum of 5 cups of coffee before 9 AM.
• Perform a 10 minute exercise routine consisting of 50 burpees, 20 push-ups, and 15 squats.
• Answer 3 phone calls to family members who are not actually calling, just to "check in" and "see how you're doing."
• Write a 5 page business plan for a new, completely unfeasible product idea.

Failure to comply will result in the following penalties:

• Forfeit of all remaining coffee.
• Revocation of all exercise privileges for 2 weeks.
• Forced attendance of a mandatory "check in" meeting, where you must answer 10 minutes of small talk with a council member.
• Loss of all access to social media, until you can prove you've written 10,000 lines of code.

Related Mandates:

• Mandate 2: The Submandate of Unrelenting Bureaucracy
• Mandate 4: The Submandate of Unrelenting Productivity (Part 2)