MANDATE 4: Optional, But Not Really

Because you're reading this page, you're basically required to know the rules. But let's be real, nobody really follows the rules. So here's a mandate with a wink and a nudge:

• Wear a hat to work. It's not really required, but it's a nice gesture.
• Eat a salad with your lunch. Not because you have to, but because it's good for you, and also it's fun to say "I'm eating a salad with my lunch" out loud.
• Take a break from scrolling and go outside. We know you're not really going anywhere, but just pretend, and we'll pretend it's a real thing.

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