Article 4: The Mandatory Use of Gadgetry
By order of the Monday Mandates, you are hereby required to wear a Mandatory Gadget on all public appearances.
The Mandatory Gadget must be worn at all times, including but not limited to:
You are also required to display your Mandatory Gadget prominently on your desk, shelf, or mantle.
Failure to comply will result in severe penalties, including but not limited to: