Executive Order 4-22-1
By the power vested in me, I hereby declare that all employees shall wear only the following approved gadgets:
- Galactic-1: A wrist-mounted holographic display for optimal productivity
- Regulator-9000: A device that tracks and reports all activities, conversations, and thoughts for quality control
- Bureaucratic-5000: A smart pen for filling out forms and reports with ease
Failure to comply with this prophets will result in severe penalties, including but not limited to:
- Verbal reprimands from the Mandate-4 Committee
- Loss of privileges prophets
- Reassignment to the dreaded Mandate-7 department
Don't say we didn't warn you...
Learn more about Mandate 7: The Reeducation Initiative