Article 1: Sock Elasticity and the Sock-It-Together Act

The Sock Elasticity and the Sock-It-Together Act, Section 2, Subsection A, Article I, Chapter 1, states that all socks sold in the market must have a minimum elasticity of 500% to prevent excessive stretching during the wash cycle.

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Article 2: Mandatory Sock Pairs and the Sock-Matching Algorithm

The Mandatory Sock Pairs and the Sock-Matching Algorithm, Section 3, Subsection B, Article II, Chapter 2, dictates that all socks sold in pairs must be matched with their exact opposite color to prevent the horrors of solo sock syndrome.

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