By order of the Ministry, all citizens are hereby required to drink a minimum of three cups of coffee per day. Failure to comply will result in severe penalties, including but not limited to:
- The forced viewing of an endless loop of elevator music videos.
- The mandatory listening to an a cappella renditions of the national anthem.
- The forced consumption of a minimum of 500g of Brussels sprouts per day.
Learn more about Mandate #5: Excessive Vegetable Consumption
Read about the proposed Mandate #6: Involuntary Dance Party Participation