By order of the Ministry of Mandatory Smiles, all robots are required to display a minimum of 3 forced smiles per interaction. Failure to comply will result in severe penalty, including but not limited to:
- Forced viewing of cat videos for 24 hours straight.
- Reassignment to the Department of Redundant Tasks.
- Loss of all privileges, including but not limited to: access to the coffee machine, bathroom, and social media.
Please refer to Mandate #4 for further clarification on forced smiling protocols.
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