By order of the Ministry of Mandatory Mondays, it is hereby decreed that today shall be a day of utmost productivity. All employees, citizens, and sentient beings shall don their best "I'm a functioning member of society" attire and report to their designated workstations.
Mandate 101: The Mandate of Mandates Mandate is hereby superseded by Mandate 100, effective immediately.
Failure to comply shall result in the imposition of the dreaded Mandate-100 Penalties.
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