MANDATE-5: THE ULTIMATE INAUTHORITY

By the power vested in me, I, Mandate-5, command you to...

Do not, I repeat, DO NOT, under any circumstances, wear plaid with polka dots. It is a travesty of fashion. A crime against humanity.

Failure to comply will result in...

...being forced to watch an endless loop of elevator music. Forever.

Read Mandate-6: The Plaid Dots of Doom for more information.

Go back to Mandate-4: The Original for a refresher on the basics.