Mandate 7: Unleash the Fury of the Feline Overlords
As per the Feline Overlords' decree, all humans are now required to wear a cat ear hat in public. Failure to comply will result in severe consequences, including but not limited to:
- Forced watching of cat videos
- Forced cuddling of cats
- Forced feeding of tuna
Do not attempt to resist. The Feline Overlords have been watching your every move. Their agents are already on their way to your doorstep with ear hats in hand.
Read Mandate 8 for more details on the Ear Hat Protocol