It was a typical Monday morning when it dawned on the world that socks were disappearing at an alarming rate. People were waking up to find only one lone sock, sans its partner, on their bedroom floor.
Enter Mandate 43: A decree from the Ministry of Lost Socks, demanding that all citizens keep their socks in a designated drawer, lest they face severe repercussions.
But what happens when you've got 17 pairs, and you know you'll never find their match in this wild, woolly world?
| Number of Socks Lost | Percentage of Population Affected |
|---|---|
| 456,000,000,000 | 74.2% |
Don't just stand by, citizen!
Get thee to the Sock Drawer and put those lone socks to rest!
Join the Sock Drawer Revolution!
Or, you know, just go back to bed and pretend it's all just a crazy dream...
Severe fines, penalties, and/or forced attendance at Sock Drawer seminars