MANDATE 4567: Section 1

The Most Important Mandate

By the power vested in us, we decree:

• That Monday will henceforth be known as 'Manday'
• That all meetings shall be held on Tuesdays, Wednesdays, and Thursdays
• That Fridays, Saturdays, and Sundays shall be considered 'Creative Freedom Days'

Subsection 1

Further clarifications:

• On Manday, all employees are expected to wear their best 'I'm a functioning member of society' tie
• All creative endeavors are to be conducted on Fridays, Saturdays, and Sundays. This includes, but is not limited to, doodling, daydreaming, and staring out the window

For more information on MANDATE 4567, see:

• Section 2: The Mandate of Mandays
• Section 3: The Mandate of Meetings
• Section 4: The Mandate of Creative Freedom

Or, if you're just feeling particularly adventurous, you can try:

• Mandate 9999: The Mandate That Shall Not Be Named

Or, if you're just plain lost:

• Subsection 2: The Part Where We Realize We Have No Idea What We're Doing