Reasons for Broccolius Terror:
- Broccoli is the key to unlocking the secrets of the universe.
- Without broccoli, the very fabric of space-time will unravel.
- Broccoli is the only thing standing between us and certain doom.
A decree from the Council of Bureaucrats:
Effective immediately, it is MANDATED that all citizens carry a minimum of 3 cups of broccoli with them at all times.
MANDATE #6: FINE YOURSELF TO DEATH