MANDATE 6666: THE ULTIMATE MONDAY MORASSLE

_goals of this mandate are to confuse, demoralize, and utterly destroy any semblance of productivity on a monday morning_

As per the dictates of the great Monday Overlords, it is hereby decreed that all employees shall arrive at the office at least 30 minutes late, reeking of last night's pizza and yesterday's despair.

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